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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Michelle Bachmann, a Few Fries Short

John Aravosis over at AmericaBlog has put a new slogan to Michelle Bachmann.

That's okay. We've long accused Bachmann of being a few fries short of a Happy Meal, and we mean no disrespect to Happy Meals.

Republican Zipper Hall of Shame: Hypocrites Shouldn't Throw Rocks In A Glass House

Nine term Rep. Steve Buyer(R-Ind) who announced he was not seeking another term in 2010 four days after CREW (Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington) filed a complaint over Buyer's Frontier Foundation. The stated purpose of the foundation was to raise money for college scholarships, but was in fact used to pay or Buyer's travels as well as golf outings for top campaign donors. No scholarships have been handed out to date.
California Assemblyman Michael Duvall(R): Vice Chair of the state's Utilities & Commerce Committee who resigned 9-9-09 after his discussion over his sexcapades with two female utility lobbyists was caught on an open mike. Duvall is notable as having the highest "family values" rating in the California Assembly. Fucktard!
Tennessee State Senator Paul Stanley (R): Resigned from office after his affair with a 22 year old intern was exposed by her boyfriends blackmail threat. Stanley is notable for his fight against funding Planned Parenthood "because unmarried people should not have sex." Also fought to deny Gay people the right to adopt in Tennessee.
Rep. Chip Pickering (R-MS) Wife filed allienation of affection against Chip's mistress claiming an affair at "C" Street House while he was a resident. Bonus that he resided there at the same time as John Ensign and Mark Stanford.
Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC): Don't Cry For Me Argentina. Disappeared for several days without notifying anyone where he was. Caught coming off plane from Argentina after visiting his mistress. Has admited to more than one affair.
Sen. John Ensign (R-NV): Active in Promise Keeper Movement, admitted to one recent affair with a former campaign aide/wife of his best friend/Chief of Staff
Sen. David Vitter (R-LA): Name found in little black book of DC Madam with notation of his love for being dressed in a diaper and treated as a baby.
Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID): Arrested in Minneapolis airport for solicitation of an undercover male cop. Claimed he had a Wide Stance.
Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R-NYC): Kicked out of Governors Mansion by wife when affair became known. Lived with Gay couple kissing both on the way to the office each morning. Refused to attend their legal marriage on moral grounds.
Gov. Jim McGreevey (R-NJ): Caught having sex with a male aide, left wife and now in MM relationship
Rev. Ted Haggard (CO): Right-Wing Fundamentalist Preacher caught having multiple trysts with male prostitute.
Rep. Newt Gingrich (R-GA): Served divorce papers on wife No. 1 while she was in hospital for cancer. Had affair with future wife No. 3, a congressional aide while railling at Clinton for HIS immorality during the Lewinsky Scandal.
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ): Left dis-figured wife No. 1 for wife No. 2. Obtained marriage certificate before divorced.

Vegas Dave

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Michelle Bachmann, a Few Fries Short

Republican Zipper Hall of Shame: Hypocrites Shouldn't Throw Rocks In A Glass House

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